I don't get the Gorilla Golf joke…

February 9th, 2010 by admin

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is anyone interested in a little wager?" he said, flashing some large bills around. "I've got $500.00 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer and straighter than anybody here at this club. In fact, he hits it 500 yards right down the middle . . . every time!"
Everyone in the pro-shop started laughing. After a moment, the newest pro at the club and the longest hitter in the area spoke up, "I gotta see this!" he said. "You know, what? I'll take you up on that wager! Meet you on the first tee."

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My parents don't care when my brother hurts me?

February 7th, 2010 by admin

I have the sh!tiest brother in the world. Let's start from the basics. Every Monday and Wednesday I have Spell Bowl. When he picks me up after his golf training he says "How was Gay Bowl?". I say I don't have it then he starts throwing stuff at me like "The kids there are losers. There is a fat kid there with high socks. There's a chick talking to herself." I mean there are some, he considers me one when I'm not. He starts calling me a dbag and I should get a life. He should get a life. All's he wants to do is be like dad – Be a jerk, treat women badly, rely on others for everything, and treat people below him bad. He says I should go outside and workout and stuff. I do the best I can to not use any money. My parents spend lots of money on him, I don't ask for much. He's 16 and I'm 12.

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