The Swine Flu left the tourism industry of Puerto Vallarta stunted. In order to promote the tourism and reactivate it, President Felipe Calderon has initiated the “Vive Mexico” campaign. The world’s number one LPGA player Lorena Ochoa, who is a local Mexican player, came to Puerto Vallarta on Saturday 30 May 2009.
Two golfers see the presidents wife go into the bushes to take a pee, they stealthily creep up to take a look. the first golfer says “I bet she pulls her knickers up without wiping herself”. “No way” says the second golfer “she is a true lady ” OK” says the first golfer,”I bet you fifty pounds” Your on “he says” fifty pounds it is”. Then without any warning the first golfer stands up and shouts BOO
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